5. Boys and girls being different, diaper changers should be aware that a boy baby may decide there's still something left to do—right in the middle of the diaper change. To prevent a pee-soaked caregiver, drape the fresh diaper over your baby's penis when applying lotion or powder; it may save you from having to change your own clothes!

      

6. The philosophy of diapers. The frequency with which you will be changing diapers will soon make you and expert. Your best diapering time may be twenty seconds—other times may take closer to twenty minutes. Instruction is best from an experienced teacher—someone who's changed a thousand diapers (or any parent of a child older then two months). A guide can show you step-by-step the best ways to remove and deal with dirty diapers, how to put a diaper on so it stays on, and the various distractions and tricks used by semi-professional diapering experts. You'll soon develop your own tricks and learn what works best with your own child. Remember, for some babies, diaper changing is fun, involving nudity (which babies love), clean, damp fun and your complete attention. Diapering, while one of life's necessities, also gives you time to play with an appreciate your baby.

4. Lift the baby's legs up in one hand and slide the diaper underneath the bottom with the other. Apply ointment, powder or lotion if needed, and take time to warm the lotion in your hand. Fit the diaper by fastening the side nearest you, then roll the baby to tighten the other side and fasten it. Look for disposable diapers with tabs that can be refastened—sometimes it needs adjusting, and it's a shame to have to throw out a clean diaper just because the tabs are stuck to the waistband. Diapers should be snug but not tight; look for breathable diapers to prevent diaper rash.